I HAVE A FREAKING PAID ACCOUNT.
THIS IS SO COOL.
Who the fork did this, so I can give them my eternal love and be indebted to them for five billion years?
ETA: IT HAS FREAKING ONE HUNDRED USERPICS. MY LIFE IS NOW COMPLETE.
*Turns off caps.*
Sorry about that. I'm just kind of exploding with happiness right now.
ETA2: No, seriously, just tell me who you are so I can bombard you with the kind of love you have never imagined. Or if you're awkward about that kind of thing, I'll just love you regular-like. You can even post anonymously if you wish. I just want you to understand how freaking awesome I think you are.