EWAN GORDON MCGREGOR.
What the hell is that man thinking, looking so gorgeous? With that smile? Honestly! Someone's going to assassinate him for being so outrageously handsome!
It's a shame, really. On top of the accent. You know I always like a good accent. Majorly Irish, English or Australian. Mostly just English. I'm prejudiced. So kill me.
In other news, it was my brother Luke's birthday today. He's twenty.
Maybe I'll go to England and be an actress there. So that I can meet a nice English man with a wonderful English accent.
Pish posh. Cheerio, I'm off to take a wash, loves. Orange chocolate and all that.