Vash kills Legato.
After like. FIVE FREAKING YEARS OF FIGHTING. SO MUCH LONGER THAN IN THE TV SERIES.
And Leggy uses Livio instead of Meryl and Milly to convince him. But, pshaw, whatever. Milly and Meryl were off, like, saving the world somewhere else. So it's very cool.
THERE IS A FREAKING AWESOME PICTURE OF WOLFWOOD, though. Except his body looks like a block of cardboard. Whatevagain.
IF ONLY MERYL WOULD COMFORT VASH WITH HER SOUP AFTERWARDS AND THEY WOULD MAKE BABIES.
But I bet Vash has to go do some other crazy psychopathic space thing with Knives now, right? Or will he be able to wallow in killing Legato like he did in the TV series?
With the ledge and the making out?
YES, NIGHTOW? NOD WITH ME MY FRIEND! NOD WITH ME!
NIGHTOW AGREES! SCORE! GOOOOOOOOOL!!! Count it!
NO LONGER WILL WE NEED FANFICS AND DOUJINSHI, WE WILL HAVE THE REAL THING! HALLELUJAH!
I am a dork.
I had this long discussion with my mom today about how Azkaban is so like the whole Guantanamo bay prison thing. AND I talked with Evan about how I knew lupus was wolf in latin through Harry Potter and Professor Lupin...
Which was horrendous and very embarrassing. The social awkwardness abounds. I must find out how to make friends! I MUST! *shakes fist*
In other (vaguely related) news, I tried out for 'Picnic' on Monday, went to Callbacks today, and I think I did pretty well. I'm sort of nervous, but not really, because if I don't get in this time, I can make it my 'need to participate in crew for one production to get a letter' thing and then do fantastically in everything else.
And mesmerize people. Thank you Emerson for boosting my self-esteem for, like, the rest of my life. Even though you are silly.
I was called to audition for Flo three freaking times, and on the third, Mr. Miller was like, uh, since you've done this more than once, why don't you put a SPIN ON IT!
I tried on several different spins, from elegant Englishwoman to hobo to Jamaican to robot to other stuff, but eventually decided that sassy southerner would work best. Evan laughed at one point, and I stayed in character for the most part, I think. SO THAT MADE ME FEEL GOOD. Also I did the Spanish poem and rocked it for the most part except for some hesitance on the 'se ha llevado a la plaza' because that line is SOOO STUUUPIIIIID and does not flow with the rest of it. PSH, Antonio Machado. Get over yourself.
Ummmm, also I have joined lumos_sorting and have set up a REALLY SWEET shop in lumos_conjure that everyone is sooo envious of because it actually has character in contrast to all of the factory shops. HAHA. PERSONALITY WINS AGAIN.
HHM. WELL THEN. HAVE I FILLED MY CAPITAL LETTER QUOTIENT?
I'm pretty sure there's some other stuff I could say (like how emailing with a certain person is going excruciatingly slow but oh well). For now, good night, and good luck.
And sorry about not putting an lj-cut. I felt like being obnoxious. Did it work?