PS. When I grow up Jesse McCartney and I are going to get married and then we will buy a castle and raise beautiful blond-haired/brown-eyed or brown-haired/bluegreen-eyed male children. They will be super beautiful when they get older and all the ladies will love them, but I will raise them right and they'll be all chivalrous and not stupid. I'll probably have a girl too whom I will spoil to death and keep all to myself.
And then I'll buy a unicorn and ride it to church on Sundays. All the old people will be sooooo jealous of my unicorn.