Uhhh does anyone know where I can get a spare Pottermore account?

Because I have literally been having dreams about JK Rowling's official sorting. Since I am a complicated person. And Pottermore Insider just announced they're not opening it up to the public soon after all.

And. And. I swear I gave them my email like the day I found out about Pottermore, last spring. But it apparently got lost in the ether or something.

And.

:(