Colonel Sanders: Prepare ship for lightspeed!
Dark Helmet: No, no, no! Lightspeed's too slow!
Colonel Sanders: Lightspeed too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes. We're going to have to go right to.......Ludicrous speed! (everyone gasps)
Colonel Sanders: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before...I don't know if the ship can take it!
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chickennn?!
Computer: This ship will self destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
Dot Matrix: Hey! Stop looking up my can.
Lone Star: At last! We meet for the first time for the last time. ... *pauses to think about what he just said* .. *nods, confirming it*
"Now you see that evil will always triumph. . . because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet