alessandra (blue_phoria) wrote,


John Hurt as a baby alien explodes out of his stomach in the space diner: "Oh no, not again!".

Colonel Sanders: Prepare ship for lightspeed!

Dark Helmet: No, no, no! Lightspeed's too slow!

Colonel Sanders: Lightspeed too slow?

Dark Helmet: Yes. We're going to have to go right to.......Ludicrous speed! (everyone gasps)

Colonel Sanders: Ludicrous speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before...I don't know if the ship can take it!

Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sanders? Chickennn?!

Computer: This ship will self destruct in 20 seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.

Dot Matrix: Hey! Stop looking up my can.

Lone Star: At last! We meet for the first time for the last time. ... *pauses to think about what he just said* .. *nods, confirming it*

"Now you see that evil will always triumph. . . because good is dumb." -- Dark Helmet
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